Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, get your breakfast first.

We are treated different because we want to be treated different.

Santosh Kalwar

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

Walter Scott

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.

Dave Barry

Die Welt ist von Narren geschaffen, damit Weise in ihr Leben.

Oscar Wilde

In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud: Under the bludgeoning of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed.

William Ernest Henley

Other people may not have had high expectations for me... but I had high expectations for myself.

Shannon Miller

The key to success is to keep growing in all areas of life -- mental, emotional, spiritual, as well as physical.

Julius Erving

Fitness is a luxury when you are busy!

Lauren Conrad

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

Chauncey Depew

You can't trust the internet.

Nicolette Sheridan

[I]m Hain des Tempels und im Schatten der Zitadelle habe ich die Freiesten unter euch ihre Freiheit als Joch und Handschellen tragen sehen.

Kahlil Gibran

To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.

Mike Mills