Quote by Bill Cosby

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the notion that parents often struggle to find privacy or solitude once they become parents. It portrays the humorous and somewhat inconvenient pattern of a child always seeking company and appearing in the bathroom whenever the father is in there. The extreme solution of shaving at a gas station reflects the father's desperate attempt to have a moment of uninterrupted solitude, emphasizing the amusing lengths parents may go to find personal space amidst their new role as caregivers.

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Parenting

By Bill Cosby

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