Quote by Howie Carr

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gig

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic criticism of John Forbes Kerry, suggesting that he is highly skilled in the "trade" of being a gigolo. The comparison to Steve Jobs, a well-known entrepreneur and innovator, further emphasizes the intended irony. By highlighting Kerry's marriages to wealthy heiresses, the quote implies that he has successfully taken advantage of his relationships to gain access to large sums of money. Overall, the quote portrays Kerry as a skilled user of his charm and romantic relationships for personal gain.

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