Quote by Bobby Heenan

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the stereotype of the rural North Dakota State University (NDSU) as a place where unconventional activities may be required for graduation. The mention of milking a cow with the left hand creates an image of a unique, possibly eccentric, graduation requirement. However, it is important to note that this quote is likely exaggerated and intended for comedic effect rather than accurately portraying the actual graduation requirements at NDSU.

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By Bobby Heenan

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