Obviously I love 'The Godfather' movies. I think they're phenomenal.

When something really comes from the soul, I think it has a truth that you cannot find in politics.

Frank Rich

One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

Jim Lawrence

If humor and rumor are needed more than faith and truth, then it tells me something about the kind of world we live today.

Toba Beta

With the need for the self in the time of another / I left my seaport grim and dear / knowing good work could be made / in the state governed by both Hope and Despair.

Roman Payne

To preach long, loud, and Damnation, is the way to be cried up. We love a man that damns us, and we run after him again to save us.

John Selden

I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?

Andy Cohen

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Lewis Black

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.

Omar Bradley

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

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What I do not like about our definitions of genius is that there is in them nothing of the day of judgment, nothing of resounding through eternity and nothing of the footsteps of the Almighty.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

Hollywood makes prostitutes out of women and sissies out of men.

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar.

Steven Wright