To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to do or that he can't do it on his own.

In Washington, DC, politics dominate even the most casual conversations.

Armstrong Williams

Most of the ladies and gentlemen who mourn the passing of the nation's leaders wouldn't know a leader if they saw one. If they had the bad luck to come across a leader, they would find out that he might demand something from them, and this impertinence would put an abrupt and indignant end to their wish for his return.

Lewis H. Lapham

God promises neither good life nor good health but live your life the way it is planned by you and fate.

Bashir F. Biodun

A novel points out that the world consists entirely of exceptions.

Joyce Carey

If you wish to prosper, let your customer prosper...When people have learned this lesson, everyone will seek his individual welfare in the general welfare. Then jealousies between man and man, city and city, province and province, nation and nation, will no longer trouble the world.

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A wicked fellow is the most pious when he takes to it. He'll beat you all at piety.

Samuel Johnson

The better you look, the more you see.

Bret Easton Ellis

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.

Peter Marshall

We grow tired of everything but turning others into ridicule, and congratulating ourselves on their defects.

William Hazlitt

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another.

Richard Pryor

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Tom Landry

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Christopher Morley