Oh shit did you just dis the feminine genderI'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blenderYou think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhymeBut I got flow like Ghostbusters got slimeObjectify women and it's fuckin' onYou'll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

Joe E. Lewis

BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

Ambrose Bierce

I have to travel a lot for work.

James Purefoy

Only in the fever of creation could she recreate her own lost life.

Anais Nin

Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel...the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood.

Susan B. Anthony

A religion that takes no account of practical affairs and does not help to solve them is no religion.

Mahatma Gandhi

Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.

Benjamin Franklin

The Democracy of to-day hold the liberty of one man to be absolutely nothing, when in conflict with another mans right of property. Republicans, on the contrary, are for both the man and the dollar; but in cases of conflict, the man before the dollar.

Abraham Lincoln

If you speak or write truth about powerful men, they become your enemies.

Matthew Paris

Never eat while doing something else, because you won't get the satisfaction from your food and you'll be more likely to overeat.

Bethenny Frankel

There are some moments you feel like you'll remember forever. Rare, still moments when everything is NOW, as if everything has been stopped and hushed so that you can take it all in. When things are just as they should be, and everyone is one your side, and the whole world makes sense [...] Suddenly, there's peace, perfection, happiness. In that one, tiny moment of time.

Simon Cheshire

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

Jean de la Bruyere