Oh ... My twitchy witchy girl I think you are so nice, I give you bowls of porridge And I give you bowls of ice-cream.

Certes, they been lye to hounds, for an hound when he cometh by the roses, or by other bushes, though he may nat pisse, yet wole he heve up his leg and make a countenance to pisse.

Chaucer

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

Jean Giraudoux

The intelligence of the lower forms of animal life, like a great deal of human intelligence, does not involve a self.

George H. Mead

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Peter De Vries

If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.

Loni Anderson

Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself And falls on the other side

William Shakespeare

Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic.

Katharine McPhee

For your benefit, learn from our tragedy. It is not a written law that the next victims must be Jews.

Simon Wiesenthal

I'm married to my best friend!

Miranda Lambert

I think the issue is that Americans traveling abroad if gotten into legal problems should have access to a fair trial and an impartial tribunal.

Maria Cantwell

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.

R. Buckminster Fuller

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

Bill Gaede