Quote by Mason Cooley

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the concept of old age and the inevitable loss of friends and loved ones. It suggests that as one grows older, the sadness and frequency of funerals become more common and familiar, to the point where falling asleep during these somber events becomes a routine occurrence. It reflects the perspective of someone who has experienced numerous losses and acknowledges the natural part of life that involves saying goodbye to those close to us.

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Age

By Mason Cooley

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