Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a pictu

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that the speaker's presence or image was enough to kill their parents' romantic mood. It highlights the idea that the speaker's presence is a significant disruption in their parents' relationship, possibly implying that they are demanding, troublesome, or emotionally dependent on their parents. The quote touches on the humorous and often complex dynamics that can arise within family relationships.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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