Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When my old man wanted sex... my mother would show him a picture of me.

When my old man wanted sex... my mother would show him a pic

Summary

This quote essentially implies that the presence and image of the narrator deters their parents from engaging in sexual activity. It suggests that their parents prioritize the responsibility and duty of caring for their child over their own desires or sexual intimacy.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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