Quote by Robert Orben

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the pre

Summary

This quote highlights a sarcastic perspective on the dietary needs of older individuals. It suggests that elderly people should consume foods with preservatives, insinuating that these additives may be necessary for their longevity or well-being. However, this statement should not be taken seriously as it is meant to be humorous and plays on the stereotype that older adults are dependent on processed foods. In reality, a balanced and nutritious diet is crucial for people of all ages to maintain good health and well-being.

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By Robert Orben

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