One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won t.

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By nature we have no defect that could not become a strength, no strength that could not become a defect

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labor and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away. Psalms 90:10

Bible

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.

Stephen King

To a billion people around the world surviving on just a dollar a day, the question of what to eat tonight is more about life and death than about recipes. The struggle of poor people around the globe weighs heavily on me, especially now that I am a mother, which is why I work with Oxfam.

Giada De Laurentiis

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often

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A first-generation fortune is the most likely to be given away, but once a fortune is inherited it's less likely that a very high percentage will go back to society.

Bill Gates

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.

Oscar Wilde

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

Erma Bombeck

Any important disease whose causality is murky, and for which treatment is ineffectual, tends to be awash in significance.

Susan Sontag

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

Dave Barry

The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.

Albert Einstein