One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.

According to the law of nature it is only fair that no one should become richer through damages and injuries suffered by another.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Yet we can maintain a free society only if we recognize that in a free society no one can win all the time. No one can have his own way all the time, and no one is right all the time.

Richard Milhous Nixon

Art lies by its own artifice.

Ovid

I'd love to do a whole series of stories and have them collected into books.

Sergio Aragones

It is a great act of cleverness to be able to conceal one's being clever.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Some claim a place in the list of patriots, by an acrimonious and unremitting opposition to the court. This mark is by no means infallible. Patriotism is not necessarily included in rebellion. A man may hate his king, yet not love his country.

Samuel Johnson

Men was formed for society, and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it.

William Blackstone

I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor (probably someone from Nike) attacked you, so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them. ?

Jarod Kintz

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Jules Feiffer

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

Max McGee

Wink at small faults, for you have great ones yourself.

Scottish Proverb

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood.

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