Quote by John Hodgman

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know

Summary

This quote emphasizes that not everyone possesses the ability to consistently come up with funny lists and jokes. The author initially suggests that anyone can do it, but then retracts the statement, acknowledging their own unique talent in humor. It conveys a sense of gratitude for having this skill, highlighting the author's awareness of their good fortune.

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By John Hodgman

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