Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy . . . why are you doing that? He said, Because you came home early.

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging n

Summary

This humorous quote highlights the idea that people sometimes engage in unconventional or unexpected behavior when they think they are not being observed or when circumstances change unexpectedly. It suggests that our actions can be influenced by the presence or absence of others, and that our behavior might be different if we perceive a change in our environment. Ultimately, the quote carries an undertone of spontaneity and a reminder that our actions can be influenced by external factors, both silly and serious.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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