Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn't ride around her. I told her that I didn't think I had enough gas.


One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me w

Summary

This humorous quote highlights the lighthearted playfulness and wit in a romantic relationship. The person driving the car jokingly implies that they had no choice but to hit their girlfriend because they didn't have enough fuel to maneuver around her, implying a lack of awareness or intention. The quote serves to make light of the situation and elicits a smile by showcasing a clever and witty response to a question posed in an unexpected context.

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By Rodney Dangerfield
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