One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early.

Wrecked on the lee shore of age.

Sarah Orne Jewett

Ugly deeds are most estimable when hidden.

Blaise Pascal

The happier person is one, that acknowledges and accepts life won't get any better than this.

Anthony Liccione

Instinct is untaught ability.

Alexander Bain

It's just like being a father; you got to show them love and you got to show them the path. I don't like this role-model stuff, though.

Duane Chapman

What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that. Oil and water were the same as wind and air to you.

Raymond Chandler

You must first clearly see a thing in your mind before you can do it.

Alex Morrison

One can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Lewis Carroll

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.

Benjamin Franklin

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

Oscar Wilde

Unseasonable kindness gets no thanks.

Thomas Fuller

I would never have amounted to anything were it not for adversity. I was forced to come up the hard way.

J. C. (James Cash) Penney