Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early.

One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy joggi

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person who came home early unexpectedly influenced another person's behavior. The naked jogger's response implies that their decision to run without clothes was a spontaneous reaction to being caught off guard by the early arrival. It highlights the unexpected and sometimes irrational choices people can make when they feel caught in an unexpected situation.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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