One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein

You don't have to worry about whether the car is set up right or not, you know it is, and it's down to you. Ultimately, that's what every driver wants.

Bobby Rahal

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You own me, because you are me.

Coco J. Ginger

A woman may possess the wisdom and chastity of Minerva, and we give no heed to her, if she has a plain face. What folly will not a pair of bright eyes make pardonable? What dullness may not red lips are sweet accents render pleasant? And so, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies, ladies! there are some of you who are neither handsome nor wise.

William Makepeace Thackeray

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer.

Ron Howard

'American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - 'Flowers in the Attic' paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night flicks like 'Let's Scare Jessica to Death.' It even has 'Go Ask Alice'-era urban legends.

Rob Sheffield

It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get me a Kristen Bell.' But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.

Dax Shepard

Responsibility is the price of greatness.

Sir Winston Churchill

A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.

Thomas Carlyle

Tut, tut. We can't let mere sentiment intrude. This is Science.

K.W. Jeter

While parchment may burn and gold may be stained or melted down, the things that are truly important to us will never lose their value.

Evan Meekins