He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, Hello, Information. I said, I can't find my socks. She said, They're behind the couch. And they were!

Steven Wright

One of the things about leadership is that you've got to show up. And if you want to be president of the United States you've got to make a case to the American people that Barack Obama needs to be dismissed from his position.

Tim Pawlenty

You demand respect and you'll get it. First of all, you give respect.

Mary J. Blige

It is the perpetual dread of fear, the fear of fear, that shapes the face of a brave man.

Georges Bernanos

Morale is the state of mind. It is steadfastness and courage and hope. It is confidence and zeal and loyalty. It is elan, esprit de corps and determination.

General George Catlett Marshall

Why do I live in Israel? Because Israel lives in me, as it lives in all Jews. It is who we are. And those of us lucky enough to recognize this truth and embrace it in all its fullness and depth are the luckiest Jews in the world.

Caroline Glick

A man's own self is his friend. A man's own self is his foe.

Bhagavad Gita

Religious faith depends on a host of social, psychological and emotional factors that have little or nothing to do with probabilities, evidence and logic.

Michael Shermer

It's a sad moment, really, when parents first become a bit frightened of their children.

Ama Ata Aidoo

The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that. And yes, there are certainly times when we aren't able to muster as much strength and patience as we would like. It's called being human.

Elizabeth Edwards

Beauty rests on necessities.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.

Jerry Lawler