If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful; the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it.

Mark Twain

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch Hedberg

Just like those other black holes from outer space, Hollywood is postmodern to this extent: it has no center, only a spreading dead zone of exhaustion, inertia, and brilliant decay.

Arthur Kroker

Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.

Albert Einstein

Do what you say you will do.

Ron Dickson

My tastes are aristocratic, my actions democratic.

Victor Hugo

To begin, begin.

William Wordsworth

Our worst fault is our preoccupation with the faults of others.

Kahlil Gibran

Usually, if you think something's wrong, it probably is...

Jayce O'Neal

Planning to play: that's what saving for retirement is today - and it is antithetical to the nature of play, fully within the definition of work, and blissfully ignorant of the reality of death.

John Thorn

A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.

General George Patton

I belong to a nation which over the past centuries has experienced many hardships and reverses. The world reacted with silence or with mere sympathy when Polish frontiers were crossed by invading armies and the sovereign state had to succumb to brutal force.

Lech Walesa