Quote by Jimmy Fallon

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver h

Summary

This quote suggests that it is unwise or unnecessary to give instructions or advice to a taxi driver. The implicit reasoning is that cab drivers are already knowledgeable and experienced in navigating routes, so attempting to interfere with their expertise would be futile or disrespectful. It implies that it is best to trust the skills and judgment of the professionals and allow them to do their job without unnecessary interference.

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By Jimmy Fallon

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