The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose.

I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got some dodgy crevasses. Ooh, that's a bad reference! But it's got some dangerous cavities there. You know what I'm saying.

Rachael Taylor

There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.

Anthony Robbins

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Steven Wright

To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

Virginia Woolf

They who are all things to their neighbors cease to be anything to themselves.

Norman Douglas

Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them.

Toba Beta

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

George Bernard Shaw

But thy eternal summer shall not fade.

William Shakespeare

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.

Alice Duer Miller

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.

Albert Einstein

Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it

Ralph Waldo Emerson