Quote by Jane Seymour

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.

I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are

Summary

This quote highlights the speaker's self-deprecating humor and acceptance of their physical imperfections. They express a playful dissatisfaction with their appearance, highlighting traits they perceive as less-than-ideal. Despite not fitting into a stereotypical standard of beauty, the speaker confidently acknowledges that they wouldn't win a beauty pageant. Overall, the quote is a lighthearted and relatable reflection on self-acceptance and personal beauty standards.

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