Pain: an uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of others

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

Trey Parker

The great advance of personal computers was not the computing power per se but the fact that it brought it right to your face, that you had control over it, that were confronted with it and could steer it.

Kevin Kelly

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.

Charles Dickens

A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.

Manly Hall

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality.

Hannah Arendt

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

Charlie Chaplin

Experience tells you what to do confidence allows you to do it.

Stan Smith

There are as many opinions as there are experts.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Success is a matter of viewpoint. The pessimist sees the bottle as half empty. The optimist sees it as half full.

Joe Karbo

We are ashamed to seem evasive in the presence of a straightforward man, cowardly in the presence of a brave one, gross in the eyes of a refined one, and so on. We always imagine, and in imagining share, the judgments of the other mind.

Charles Horton Cooley

He who is present at a wrongdoing and does not lift a hand to prevent it, is as guilty as the wrongdoers.

American Indian Proverb, Omaha

My dentist has bad breath......Why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

Rodney Dangerfield