Quote by John Green

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to

Summary

This quote humorously draws a parallel between the experience of urination and reading a captivating book. It suggests that just as it can be difficult to put down an engaging story, it is similarly challenging to interrupt the process of urination once initiated. The comparison adds a lighthearted and relatable tone to the quote.

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By John Green

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