The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

We hear of the wealth of nations, of the powers of production, of the demand and supply of markets, and we forget that these words mean no more, if they mean any thing, then the happiness, and the labor, and the necessities of men.

Francis Wright

My English text is chaste, and all licentious passages are left in the obscurity of a learned language.

Edward Gibbon

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.

Vince Lombardi

There is too much at stake for us to surrender to the politics of polarization.

Brad Henry

I was the walrus, but now I am John...and so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

John Lennon

Selfishness is that detestable vice which no one will forgive in others, and no one is without in himself.

Henry Ward Beecher

Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.

Hector Hugh Munro

Man is here for the sake of other men - above all for those upon whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends.

Albert Einstein

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Red Skelton

Any Government, like any family, can for a year spend a little more than it earns. But you and I know that a continuation of that habit means the poorhouse.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

A step to the left can change your world.

Thomas Murray

No guts, no story.

Chris Brady