Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them a

Summary

This quote is a playful response to the common question about waking up in the morning. The speaker amusingly implies that they have no trouble getting up in the morning and even express enthusiasm for it. By saying they are envious of a stiff wind, they are emphasizing their vigorous and energetic nature, suggesting that they have no difficulty facing the challenges of a new day with enthusiasm and vigor. The quote aims to highlight the speaker's vitality and zest for life.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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