People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Accept whatever comes to you woven in the pattern of your destiny, for what could more aptly fit your needs?

Marcus Aurelius

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

Len Deighton

You find happiness where you find it.

Anna Paquin

Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.

Meister Eckhart

Leadership in today's world requires far more than a large stock of gunboats and a hard fist at the conference table.

Hubert Humphrey

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

William Shakespeare

The Olympic Games must not be an end in itself, they must be a means of creating a vast programme of physical education and sports competitions for all young people.

Avery Brundage

An old man turned ninety-eightHe won the lottery and died the next dayIt's a black fly in your ChardonnayIt's a death row pardon two minutes too lateIt's a traffic jam when you're already lateIt's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette breakIt's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knifeIt's meeting the man of my dreamsAnd then meeting his beautiful wife.

Alanis Morissette, Song Ironic

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.

M. Scott Peck

I guess when you'd lived as long, and pondered as much, as Old Tom had...a game of hopscotch could be more profound than village politics or gossip.

Linda Medley

Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.

Oscar Wilde