People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.

Lao Tzu

We of Es Toch tell a little myth, which says that in the beginning the Creator told a great lie. For there was nothing at all, but the Creator spoke, saying, It exists. And behold, in order that the lie of God might be God's truth, the universe at once began to exist.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Im not a gangster, I'm just a brother who fights back.

Kevin Zarbailov

This is the subject, said Pierre Villiers. It gives me scope to amuse and tell the truth at the same time. A man pierces a hole in the wall of a boarding-house room, and watches what is going on in the next room.

Henri Barbusse

Secrecy is the badge of fraud.

Sir John Chadwick

You need not tell all the truth, unless to those who have a right to know it all. But let all you tell be truth.

James Burgh

I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House and Congress are at odds over what the future direction should be. They're sort of playing a game and NASA is the shuttlecock that they're hitting back and forth.

Neil Armstrong

Health care is the No. 1 concern of small businesses and the status quo is untenable.

Karen Mills

Politics, like religion, hold up the torches of martyrdom to the reformers of error.

Thomas Jefferson

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

Suzanne Vega

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.

Denis Waitley

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.

Oscar Wilde