Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.

Ted Danson is amazing. He's incredible.

Alison Brie

The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes.

Bella Abzug

Young feminists have been sold a bill of goods about American feminism. The enormous changes in women over the past 40 years are constantly and falsely attributed to the organized women's movement of the late 1960s and '70s.

Camille Paglia

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

George Harrison

I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic. They are like standing on top of a ladder with their tools and gadgets, straining their necks looking skywards for the leaks, trying to fix the roof amidst the rain. What they do not realize, of course, is that the roof isn't leaking -- it isn't there.

Anon.

The perfection of our union, especially our commitment to equality of opportunity, has been a story of constant striving to live up to our Founding principles. This is what Abraham Lincoln meant when he said, 'In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom to the free - honorable alike in what we give, and what we preserve.'

Paul Ryan

Franklin Roosevelt was very concerned about environmental issues.

Gaylord Nelson

Success is a matter of viewpoint. The pessimist sees the bottle as half empty. The optimist sees it as half full.

Joe Karbo

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

Richard Bach

Swish and flick.

J.K. Rowling