All this pitting of sex against sex, of quality against quality; all this claiming of superiority and imputing of inferiority, belong to the private-school stage of human existence where there are 'sides,' and it is necessary for one side to beat another side, and of the utmost importance to walk up to a platform and receive from the hands of the Headmaster himself a highly ornamental pot.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Dave Chappelle

Only the Gods are real

Neil Gaiman

Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.

George Washington

Stay with me always, my sweet, my love . . . my Claire.

Teresa Medeiros

That the outer man is a picture of the inner, and the face an expression and revelation of the whole character, is a presumption likely enough in itself, and therefore a safe one to go on; borne out as it is by the fact that people are always anxious to see anyone who has made himself famous. Photography offers the most complete satisfaction of our curiosity.

Arthur Schopenhauer

In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for.

Elijah Wood

I know for me the subject of how to be in a relationship is precious and complicated and challenging.

Helen Hunt

I like the idea of accessibility, coming from a lower-middle-class background myself, I feel like beauty and products should be accessible to all women over the world.

Diane Kruger

Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.

Stephen Richards

I swear I want to be a food model.

Amy Sedaris

I am a writer who happens to love women. I am not a lesbian who happens to write.

Jeanette Winterson

I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

Delta Burke