If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.

It all depends on how we look at things, and not how they are in themselves.

Carl Gustav Jung

There are some people who have stayed with us our whole career, which is pretty cool too.

Mike McCready

The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.

Susan Sontag

Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture. Marriage meant the taking was to extend in time, to be not only use of but possession of, or ownership.

Andrea Dworkin

There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.

Plautus

It is the lot of man to suffer.

Benjamin Disraeli

Major labels didn't start showing up really until they smelled money, and that's all they're ever going to be attracted to is money-that's the business they're in- making money.

Ian MacKaye

Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace; it may serve to cast a gleam of light on those that are without, while the inhabitant sits in darkness.

Hannah More

Always do more than is required of you.

General George Patton

The common foible of women who have been handsome is to forget that they are no longer so.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis

True holiness consists in doing God's will with a smile

Mother Teresa of Calcutta