Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in t

Summary

This quote humorously highlights how the speaker, as a teenager with plenty of pimples, fell asleep in a library and woke up to find a blind man running his fingers over their face. The quote plays on the absurdity of the situation, emphasizing the uniqueness of experiences and chance encounters that can occur in unexpected places. It also hints at the idea of people finding unexpected ways to navigate the world and gather information, even without sight.

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Reading Man

By Rodney Dangerfield

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