President Ford was a devoted, decent man of impeccable integrity who put service to his country before his own self interest. He helped heal our nation during a time of crisis, provided steady leadership and restored people's faith in the presidency and in government.

There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.

Thomas Alva Edison

Unfortunately, corruption is widespread in government agencies and public enterprises. Our political system promotes nepotism and wasting money. This has undermined our legal system and confidence in the functioning of the state. One of the consequences is that many citizens don't pay their taxes.

Georgios A. Papandreou

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

William Shakespeare

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Doug Collins

When things break, it's not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. It's because a little piece gets lost - the two remaining ends couldn't fit together even if they wanted to. The whole shape has changed.

John Green

My cousins gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

Rodney Dangerfield

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

William Goldman

Critics are usually kinder to cheaper movies than to those they perceive to be big Hollywood releases. They cut you a lot more slack if you spend less money, which makes no sense.

Ethan Coen

As an investor, what we're not looking for is 'oh this is a cool app,' it's 'is this something that can become a big business?' You need to find those that can become real businesses.

Niklas Zennstrom

Forgiveness to the injured does belong but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong.

John Dryden

We're thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.

Henry Spencer

All human life is here, but the Holy Ghost seems to be somewhere else.

Anthony Burgess