Quote by Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well,

Summary

This quote, humorously attributed to comedian Groucho Marx, implies a flexible and adaptable stance when it comes to principles. It suggests that one's values and beliefs are not fixed, and one is willing to embrace different perspectives or values depending on the situation or the people involved. It can be seen as a witty commentary on how individuals may change their principles to accommodate various circumstances rather than holding steadfast to a singular set of beliefs.

By Groucho Marx

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