Quote by Dave Barry

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely h

Summary

This quote points out a humorous observation about winter sports. It suggests that the main challenge with these sports is their timing, as they typically occur during the cold and snowy winter season. The quote plays on the irony that although these sports are enjoyed by many, they require individuals to endure the harsh conditions associated with winter. Overall, it highlights the amusing aspect of engaging in sports that are dependent on a specific and potentially challenging season.

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