Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him...If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion...he said... All right...you're ugly too!

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him...If you

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's reaction to being labeled as "crazy" by their psychiatrist. Instead of blindly accepting this assessment, the speaker seeks a second opinion in a humorous way to challenge the psychiatrist's judgment. The response received - "you're ugly too!" - indicates a playful retaliation from the psychiatrist and adds a comedic twist to the situation. Overall, the quote showcases the speaker's ability to respond with wit and levity in an unexpected and amusing manner.

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Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

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