Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guys pocket

Summary

This quote represents the speaker's reflection on a past mistake. They admit to carrying out a foolish act of theft by picking someone's pocket while on an airplane. The use of the words "pulled a job" suggests that this their intention was to commit a robbery. However, the speaker acknowledges their own lack of wisdom and perhaps realizes the audacity of their actions by trying to escape immediately after committing the theft. This brief sentence encapsulates the regret and self-awareness regarding their own actions and serves as a reminder of personal growth and learning from past errors.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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