It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.

Proverb

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.

Bertrand Russell

At every step the child should be allowed to meet the real experience of life the thorns should never be plucked from his roses.

Ellen Key

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

David Walliams

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.

Lisa Logue

It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

Source Unknown

Past boldness is no assurance of future boldness. Boldness demands continual reliance on God's spirit.

Andy Stanley

My father was a soldier and my mother was a great mover. She once counted up how many places she had lived in during the first 25 years of her marriage and it came to 20.

Mary Wesley

He was a lonely ghost uttering a truth that no one would ever hear. But so long as he uttered it in some obscure way the continuity was not broken. It was not by making yourself heard but by staying sane that you carried on the human heritage.

George Orwell

Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.

Rabindranath Tagore

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that does not displease us.

Brigham Young