The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Oscar Wilde

This is how you start to get respect, by offering something that you have.

Mitch Albom

It's a father's duty to give his sons a fine chance.

George Eliot

A wise woman wishes to be no one's enemy; a wise woman refuses to be anyone's victim.

Maya Angelou

On July 26, 1916, I announced to all my friends in America that from now on I resolved to write no more poems in the classical language, and to begin my experiments in writing poetry in the so-called vulgar tongue of the people.

Hu Shih

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.

Eleanor Roosevelt

The idea that we're going to austerity ourselves into prosperity is so mistaken, and honestly, I feel like one of the big problems we have is that, because Democrats don't have a deep understanding of or degrees in economics, they allow Wall Street folks to roll in the door and think that they're giving them an education.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Thinking clearly and effectively is the greatest asset of any human being. We are constantly reminded that the one superiority that man has over other animals is the ability to think. It is primarily our ability to think that sets us apart from other animals.

Harry Lorayne

The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.

Thomas Jefferson

The peace movement is a great force for peace. Some of the world's most quarrelsome people act out their aggressions through the peace movement.

John McCarthy

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Carol Vorderman

Wise men do not quarrel with each other.

Danish proverb