Quote by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs

Summary

This quote, by American poet Dorothy Parker, captures a sense of despair and the idea that life's difficulties can be overwhelming. It suggests that there are many ways to experience pain, whether it be physical or emotional. However, the quote concludes with a somewhat dark and ironic twist, proposing that one might as well continue living despite the hardships, as suicide or escaping doesn't necessarily provide a better alternative.

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