You realise that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you, he said.

He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.

Thomas Jefferson

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

George Carlin

Doc, every morning I look in the mirror and feel like barfing, what's wrong, he said I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.

Rodney Dangerfield

Do not fear lest you should meditate too much upon Him and speak of Him in an unworthy way, providing you are led by faith. Do not fear lest you should entertain false opinions of Him so long as they are in conformity with the notion of the infinitely perfect Being.

Nicolas Malebranche

Once you admit that the individual is merely a means to serve the ends of a higher entity called society or the nation, most of those features of totalitarian regimes which horrify us follow of necessity. From the collectivist standpoint, intolerance and brutal suppression of dissent, the complete disregard of the life and happiness of the individual, are essential and unavoidable consequences of this basic premise; and the collectivist can admit this and at the same time claim that his system is superior to one in which the

Friedrich A. Hayek

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Winston Churchill

All cases are unique and very similar to others.

TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

Kristen Wiig

The advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don't really even notice it, so it's part of everyday life.

Bill Gates

Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.

Joseph Abboud

Without realizing it, the individual composes his life according to the laws of beauty even in times of greatest distress.

Milan Kundera

Who wooed in haste and means to wed at leisure

William Shakespeare