Only the really plain people know about love --the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they very soon exhaust their talents.

I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness.

Brandon Boyd

John Lennon said life was what happened while you made other plans. So was death.

Richard Castle

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.

James C. Humes

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

George Bernard Shaw

One of the things that is wrong with religion is that it teaches us to be satisfied with answers which are not really answers at all.

Richard Dawkins

Good dreams don't come cheap, you've got to pay for them and If you just dream when you're asleep this is no way for them to come alive... to survive.

Harry Chapin

Johnson observed, that he did not care to speak ill of any man behind his back, but he believed the gentleman was an attorney.

Samuel Johnson

The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger - but recognize the opportunity.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Since when was genius found respectable?

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I think through education, belief in God, and good engineering, our children become a lot better at what they're doing than we did, and that starts with the very first sign of life on the face of this earth.

Evel Knievel

Rock 'n' roll music is what gets me off.

Joan Jett