The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.

Truth is simple. They who say that truth is complicated deceive themselves, and the truth is not in them.

Henri Barbusse

If we want to deliver opportunity for all, we need an economy that delivers jobs for the future.

John Major

My new life goes beyond my dreams because my dream was Formula One and I achieved it. I'm a driver, I feel like a driver. I have won this race because I am alive.

Maria de Villota

I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was people hanging on every word, and I felt very uncomfortable a lot of times.

Mac Davis

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Thomas Alva Edison

Time discovers truth.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any.

Maurice Switzer

Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health everything unconditional belongs in pathology.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Erma Bombeck

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.

Carson Kressley

The best efforts of a fine person is felt after we have left their presence.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are thousands of years in the past, and there is an unknown amount of time in the future. There are all kinds of opportunities, and there are all kinds of dangers.

Richard P. Feynman