I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver.

The Laws of Clothing Shopping:If you like it, they don't have it in your size.If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.If the shoe fits, its ugly.

Proverb

Beyond your wildest imagination, there is something worth working for.

Gordon Attard

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Marcelene Cox

What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'

Steve Ballmer

Until you have lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

Margaret Mitchell

The thing about black history is that the truth is so much more complex than anything you could make up.

Henry Louis Gates

There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can somehow accumulate real power, and the other is the penniless reformer who thinks that if only he can take the money from one class and give it to another, all the world's ills will be cured.

Henry Ford

The majority see the obstacles the few see the objectives history records the successes of the latter, while oblivion is the reward of the former.

Alfred A. Montapert

If I was invincible, maybe I would take up some extreme sports.

Tom Welling

There are some cases in which the sense of injury breeds -- not the will to inflict injuries and climb over them as a ladder, but -- a hatred of all injury.

George Eliot

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

William Shakespeare

I wish the stage were as narrow as the wire of a tighrope dancer so that no incompetent would dare step upon it.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe