Quote by Mark Twain

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice let

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the narrator's unconventional response to someone's funeral. Despite refusing to physically attend, they express their support and approval in a well-written letter. It suggests that the narrator's action challenges societal norms and expectations, showcasing their individuality and possibly their reluctance to conform to traditional customs. The quote embraces the irony of expressing one's opinion on a solemn occasion through a letter instead of in person, adding a touch of wit to the situation.

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Cynicism

By Mark Twain

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