The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

A child who has never fantasized about having other parents is seriously lacking in imagination.

Fred G. Gosman

For happily the government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support. May the children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants, while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig-tree, and there shall be none to make him afraid.

George Washington

Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially he whose name is a burden to him, who has need of an asylum (room).

Victor Hugo

Deep in the man sits fast his fate To mould his fortunes, mean or great.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?

George Michael

It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?'

Tori Spelling

Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it

Mark Twain

Money is plentiful for those who understand the simple laws which govern its acquisition.

George S. Clason

I want a world without war, a world without insanity. I want to see people do well. I don't even think it's as much as what I want for myself. It's more what I want for the people around me. That's what I want.

Tom Cruise

Hearts melt when the Beloved of Allah is mentioned.

Habib Kadhim al-Saqqaf

I never complained of the vicissitudes of fortune, nor suffered my face to be overcast at the revolution of the heavens, except once, when my feet were bare, and I had not the means of obtaining shoes. I came to the chief of Kfah in a state of much dejection, and saw there a man who had no feet. I returned thanks to God and acknowledged his mercies, and endured my want of shoes with patience, and exclaimed,trans. Edward B. Eastwick

Sa'di, The Gulistan (or Rose Gar