Quote by William Safire, William Safire's
Remember to never split an infinitive.The passive voice should never be used.Do not put statements in the negative form.Verbs have to agree with their subjects.Proofread carefully to see if you words out.If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.A writer must not shift your point of view.And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)Don't overuse exclamation marks!!Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.Always pick on the correct idiom.The adverb always follows the verb.Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives.
Summary
This quote is a playful and exaggerated reminder of common grammar and writing mistakes. The author humorously and sarcastically lists various grammar rules that writers are often advised to follow. The quote emphasizes the importance of writing with precision and clarity. Though tongue-in-cheek, it serves as a lighthearted reminder to writers to pay attention to grammar rules, avoid repetition and cliches, and strive for effective and engaging writing.
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