The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

...the more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love.

Jane Austen

Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain

Henry Ford

To the discontented man no chair is easy

Benjamin Franklin

If the truth were known, many sermons are prepared and preached with more regard for the sermon than the souls of the hearers.

George F. Pentecost

In this respect early youth is exactly like old age it is a time of waiting for a big trip to an unknown destination. The chief difference is that youth waits for the morning limited and age waits for the night train.

Bruce Catton

The result of your fifty or sixty years of religious reading in the four words: 'Be just and good,' is that in which all our enquiries must end.

Thomas Jefferson

Though we seem grieved at the shortness of life in general, we are wishing every period of it at an end. The minor longs to be at age, then to be a man of business, then to make up an estate, then to arrive at honors, then to retire.

Joseph Addison

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism.

Alexander Hamilton

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Marilyn Monroe

No one as ever completed their apprenticeship.

Johann von Goethe

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.

Theodore Rubin

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman